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“Hello
Dear friends
Excuse me, We are an international trading company,We are motorcycle sales and electronics businesses,
We sell: Tv, notebooks, phones, psp, projectors, photography, PDAs, motorcycles …
If interested in these products,
Please contact us ，hope we can help you.
We can quickly send the goods.
Web address: www.8gh8.com
         Skype: wf8gh8
     
Good luck”

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“Hello Academic Officer,

Have a good day and as you can appreciate am Mrs. Amaka Ezeh of River Side School here in Nigeria, we got your contacts from the Embassy .

We wish to negotiate some possibilities with your institution regarding giving  admissions  our students  in  your institution, so kindly put us through with this so that we can achieve our intents on this.

Would sincerely appreciate you feeding us up with your admissions requirements and other details and all that.

Regards,
Mrs. Amaka Ezeh.
River Side school
24 Ogbunike street coal camp Enugu.
Tel: 234-806-328-5967
Fax:234-42-”

 

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“My name is Mrs. SARAH King I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you.You may be wondering why I chose you. But someone has to be chosen.

I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of humanity,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds inappropriately. I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has,because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation,and I pray that I survive the operation.

I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $10.5 Million (10 Million five hundred thousand Dollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless,less privileged and also fortheassistance of the widows At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get.

Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. If you are interested in carrying out this task, i will inform my family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you.I know i have never met you but my mind tells me to do this,and I hope you act sincerely. I will pay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now too weak and fragile to do things myself because of my cancer.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished,as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish. pls send email to my privet address sarahking44@gmail.com Love, SARAH King”

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“Greetings From Mr. Albert Poku

Greetings to you,

This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friends/ business partners. I am Mr. Albert Poku, currently Head of Corporate Affairs Department with a reputable bank here in Ghana. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you.

I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On June 5th, 2000, a German business tycoon Mr. Andreas Schranner made a (Fixed deposit) for 60 calendar months, valued at US$12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars only) in my bank and I happen to be his account officer before I was moved to my present position recently.

The maturity date for this deposit contract was last 3rd of April 2005. Before this date, I have tried my possible best to locate a Next of Kin to late Mr. Schranner, but all efforts proved abortive, because all his family, including his Son In-Law and children died in the plane crash of Concorde Air France Flight AF4590 which took place on 25th July 2000, some months after he did the deposit in my bank. You can read more story about the plane crash by visiting thisebsite;tp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/859479.stm With the recent change of government in my country and with their efforts to support the United Nations in
checkmating terrorism aid in Ghana.

By end of july next year, the Government will pass a new Financial Control Law which will give the Government authority to interrogate account owners of above $5 million Dollars to explain the source of the funds, making sure it is not for terrorism support. If I do not move this money out of the country immediately, by may the Government will definitely confiscate the money, because my bank cannot provide the account owner to explain the source of the money since he is late.

I decided to utilize this life time opportunity, instead of Government confiscating the, but I cannot directly claim the money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance. As the Account Officer to late Mr. Schranner, coupled with my present position and status in the bank, I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the Next of Kin to the account, with the correct information concerning the account, which I shall give
you. I am having the secret Code for the account, which only the account owner or his Next of Kin can know.

I shall supply all necessary information we need for the claim and there is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law, beside Ghana is porous and anything goes. If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you
wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. I shall explain to you in details how we shall handle the transaction once I
receive your response. Thanking you in advance and may God bless you. Please, treat with utmost confidentiality.

I shall send you copy of the deposit slip issued to Mr. Schranner when the deposit was made for your
perusal.

I wait your urgent response.
Regards,
Albert Poku”

 

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“Dear Friend,
 
I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise. I am the bill and
exchange manager in BICICI BANK ABIDJAN CI. (www.bicici.org )  I hope

that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about

to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

 

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($US 15.000. 000.00)

immediately to your nominated banking account coordinates.

 

The money has been dormant for years in our Bank here without any body

coming for it. We want to release the money to you as the nearest person

to our deceased customer (the owner of the account) who died a long time

with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2003.

 

I don’t want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned

fund. So this is the reason why I contacted you, so that we can release the

money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.

 

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if

you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details

on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 30%

of the above mentioned sum, if you agree to transact the business with me.

This is my E-mail: dr_mohamedessah@hotmail.fr or Calling number +225

06993103. You can call me at any time.

 

Sincerely

 

Dr Mohamed Essah.
(Exchange Manager)”

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